Ha Ha Ha Ha-liday Shows (and a bunch of Scrooges)

Scott Shoemaker's War on Christmas (Bronwen Houck)

You know what’s in store on Seattle stages, this month! Go for the classics or go for the laughs. Plenty of shows to choose from! Get out yer calendars!

The Past, A Present Yet to Come (Michael Brunk)

The Past, a Present Yet to Come
Through 12/21/25 (at Kennedy Catholic High, 140 S. 140th St., Burien)
Burien Actors Theatre, www.battheatre.org
In this irreverent imagining of how Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol came to be written, a young entrepreneur in Victorian London sets out to produce a play that will soften his Uncle Ebenezer Scrooge’s hard heart. He turns to no-nonsense theatre producer J.B. Roth, who engages a broke, philandering Dickens. Are there ulterior motives for this unlikely mission to save Scrooge?
 
The Sound of Music
Through 12/21/25 (at 9315 State Ave, Suite J, Marysville)
Red Curtain Foundation for the Arts, www.redcurtainfoundation.org
Let the melodies of the Alps welcome you as we bring this beloved musical to life for the holiday season. Filled with iconic songs, heartfelt storytelling, and the inspiring story of the Von Trapp family, The Sound of Music continues to captivate audiences of all ages.
 
A Charlie Brown Christmas
12/4-27/25
Taproot Theatre, www.taproottheatre.org
Charlie Brown is depressed by the never-ending commercialism surrounding the holidays. Thankfully, Linus is there to help him find the true meaning of Christmas in this musical adaptation of the cartoon classic. 7^th year in a row, almost a holiday tradition! (40 minutes)

Fellow Passengers
12/4-22/25
Strawberry Theatre Workshop, www.strawshop.org

Greg Carter has adapted Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, the actual narrative into a three-person presentation. The play engages found objects, clothes, and furniture to restore vitality to the most important story ever written. Imogen Love, Kiki Abba, and Heather Persinger share the role of literature's most famous haunted man and his joyful discovery that the people around him are "fellow passengers to the grave; not another race of creatures bound on other journeys." 

A Klingon Christmas Carol (courtesy Latitude Theatre)

A Klingon Christmas Carol
12/4-28/25 (at Seattle Center, Armory)
Latitude Theatre, www.latitudetheatre.org
With dialogue scripted completely in the Klingon language, and narrated in English by a Vulcan narrator (and translated with supertitles), Klingon themes of courage and honor propel Dickens’ traditional story of the cowardly SQuja’ (Scrooge) as he is challenged to revisit his choices and change his fate with the help of three Klingon warrior spirits.
 
The Dina Martina Christmas Show
12/5-24/25
Union Arts Center, www.unionartscenter.org
A beloved tradition for over 25 years, Dina’s cabaret performance offers a hilarious take on traditional and contemporary holiday tunes, accompanied by award-winning composer/musician/adult prodigy Chris Jeffries. Experience this hysterically funny and joyous production with your friends and family!
 
Scott Shoemaker’s War on Christmas!
12/5-26/25 (at Theatre Off Jackson)
Shoes and Pants Productions, www.shoesandpants.com
One of Seattle’s funniest holiday traditions is back with an all-new show! Now the 8th year, it’s a hilarious night of comedy, songs, dance numbers, delightful videos, and partial nudity. But be warned, this show will definitely put you on the naughty list!
 
Georgiana And Kitty: Christmas At Pemberley
12/5-28/25
SecondStory Repertory, www.secondstoryrep.org
It's Christmas at Pemberley (in Jane Austin’s style), and the spirited Georgiana Darcy, along with the vivacious Kitty Bennet, are ready for festivities, romance, and perhaps a little mischief. As new guests arrive and old flames flicker, will love blossom amidst the carols and cheer? This charming and witty play is a warm, festive treat, perfect for anyone who adores the Bennet sisters and the magic of the holiday season.
 
They Don't Pay! We Won't Pay!
12/5-13/25 (at Jones Playhouse)
UW School of Drama, www.drama.uw.edu
Anthea is out of work and at the end of her tether. Jack, her socialist husband, does everything by the book. When Anthea gets caught up in a spontaneous supermarket uprising, she fills her bags full of food. But how to keep them hidden from the Police and her husband?  Part farce, part protest, this sharp and timely comedy explores Capitalism and economic survival with wild humor and a lot of heart. riotous laughter to a situation that feels all too close to home.
 
Holly Jolly Jingle
12/5-23/25 (at Pantages, Tacoma; Everett Civic Aud.; Benaroya Hall)
Seattle Men’s Chorus, www.seattlechoruses.org
SMC rings in everyone’s favorite holiday tradition featuring seasonal classics, Christmas comedy, costumes, dancing, and the gayest sing-along in Seattle. This year, SMC will also premiere the NOTcracker Suite — a five-minute rendition of the holiday staple featuring hilarious lyrics, props, and antics you expect from the Seattle Men’s Chorus during the hollyest, jolliest time of the year!
 
Life on the Moon
12/8-20/25 (at ReAct Theatre, 562 1st Ave S #400, Seattle)
Baker Theater Workshop, https://www.bakertheaterworkshop.com
Written by local playwright Anna Tatelman, Life on the Moon is a socio-political family drama about Spencer, a young infantryman in the U.S. army, returning home for Christmas to visit his parents and Piper, his eighteen-year-old sister with autism. As Spencer and his parents struggle to celebrate the holiday, it’s Piper who notices what everyone else misses, but is unable to communicate her observations or frustrations.
 
Black Nativity
12/10-28/25 (at Broadway Performance Hall)
Intiman Theatre and The Hansberry Project, www.intiman.org
Langston Hughes’ gospel song-play returns! Featuring 30 performers, a live band, powerful vocals, a citywide gospel choir—and a chance to sing along. The magic and joy of the Christmas story is brought to life with vivid colors, dance and music.
 
Sugar Plum Gary
12/12-24/25
Annex Theatre, www.annextheatre.org
A gentle-hearted “Santanist,” Sugar Plum Gary (aka Emmett Montgomery) is a bushy-bearded man in jolly footie pajamas who has been haunted by the Holiday Spirit ever since his fateful encounter with the real Santa, an ancient and eldritch creature more Lovecraft than Dickens. Armed with only a microphone and far too much holiday trauma, Gary invites audiences to ask: “Does anyone have a question about Christmas?” From there, the night unravels into an evening of bizarre, heartfelt hilarity.
 
The Naughty List
12/20-23/25 (at Erickson Theatre)
Intiman Theatre Cabaret, www.intiman.org
The BeautyBoiz are back – a cheeky and sultry holiday cabaret starring drag chanteuse Louvel. Christmas is coming and you've been very good at being bad. Join Mrs. Claus as she explores the naughtier side of the North Pole while her dear husband is away on business. Featuring some of your favorite holiday characters, live singing, burlesque, and drag for an R-rated celebration of the season.
 
The Jinkx & DeLa Holiday Show
12/23-28/25 (at Moore Theatre)
BenDeLaCreme Presents, www.jinkxanddela.com
The 8^th annual greatest holiday show south of the North Pole is back with another brand spankin’ new wintertide wonder! The 2025 tour is written by BenDeLaCreme with additional writing by Jinkx Monsoon.

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